Alooooooone.

Yes,I'm home alone. Just got home from lunch with dad. I paid for lunch! Haha not bad la,still had change from the fifty. He dropped me off and went to visit my aunty,mum's at some anual dance thingy,Jietson's out for a very very long lunch with piano people so yup,I'm alone. All alone. 

And since my face looks like crap,I decided it's the perfect time to undergo facial construction. MASSIVE CONSTRUCTION. I don't have time to kill at the facial place and haven't been going for my appointments regularly like I should (whaaaat,it's painful kayyy!) so I'm like,masking now. Hahaha pictures of me looking incredibly weird coming right up. 

Dad and mum went shopping in the morning again for antique stuff.

See this plate? It costs 700 bucks. Nope,I didn't type that wrong. It's not 70,which would,to me be already a rip off. Haha I mean like,I get people who collect like,antique furniture and stuff like that,but my parents collect antique plates and clocks as well! No seriously,clocks. Many many many clocks that don't work and need winding. Why? Cos mum thinks they're cute and pretty. Am I the only one who doesn't see the logic in that?! The point,of a clock. Is to tell the time,is it not?  So it really wouldn't make sense to purchase one that doesn't do so,right? :D

That's dad trying to explain to me what that is. It's an iron.. for clothes.. that obviously we won't use but still. He says my uncle bought that for him a decade ago for about 30-50 bucks. And he saw one in worse condition today for 400. Haha I think he's trying to reason with me because of the plate. He's bribing me by telling me next time when I run out of cash,I could sell it. DAMN RIGHT I WOULD! :D

Yup,haha laugh all you want,it's all merely for your entertainment anyway :D

  

Please please please don't send me those stupid messages that threaten me to fail SPM if I don't send it to a gazillion people! I HATE THOSE MESSAGES! Why would people believe in them anyway?! It's not like you see anyone in the newspapers claiming they got straight A's because they sent that message to 10 people! I mean like,you can't be THAT naive right? I know I did it too,but that was during UPSR! I had a right to be stupid and naive then. Or fine,be naive,send it to everyone,just not to me k? :D

Oh and I have weird dreams. Seriously. Last night I dreamt that I made out with this stranger I met in a carnival. The night before that I dreamt that my ex got married at 18 to this ugly skinny bitch and I was jealous. And for some strange reason,I had to stay over at his house after the wedding. And I was trying to stop him from having sex. Hahaha really! It was like 'whaaat! you only have classical music? You can't have sex to classical music! You need R&B or house or something like that otherwise sex'll be bad and she'll remember it as the worst first sex ever!'. Yeah,I know. Weird. Not just in my dreams either. Haha last night Calvin dreamt that I took Ian and Freddy out to eat while he was sleeping. Am I like,some kinda skank in dreams??

Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.  ~Marsha Norman

I SURE HOPE NOT!

Anyway,time to devour some sej :)